So how do we know that onions are dearer.

# When money lenders accept onions as the deposits.

# Banks roll out “Onion loans”

# Onions cups will take place.

# Onion Tribunals will be set up to settle the disputes among the states regarding onions.

# People ask Onions as dowry.

# Pakisthan starts exporting something oder than terror.

# There will be Onion treaties.

# news channels have a separate  section “how to save your onions”

# Books called “how to save onions” will be the bestsellers!

Funny!Isn’t it?

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